Honeymoon

On the way back from picking Princess up, Tag whined that when he got home he wanted a honeymoon.

Um, eh? I catiously asked him what he thought a honeymooon was.

T: You know, cereal.

A: Ah, hahaha, you mean honeycomb?

T: Yeah.

A: That's a relief.

T: Why?

A: Erm, because honeycomb has less sugar than Captain Crunch.

T: Oh, ok.

I dread the day when such simple explanations just won't cut it.