I was cleaning up today and had Tag take a pile of his socks into his bedroom. After gathering them into the makeshift bag of his shirt, I joked that it looked like he had a baby in his stomach.
He seemed enchanted with the idea, then went to share it with Princess.
P: Can I see your baby?
T: Well, it's coming out at 6:30 on Wednesday.
P: How do you feel?
T: Oh, wait, look, it's coming out!! [he starts to slowly open his shirt bag] It hurts very badly! [his voice is a low groan] Oh, my hips hurt! Watch! Wait, sorry, the baby's not coming. Wait, it hurts again!
At that point I just had to walk away before busting out a real, feel-good belly laugh.
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1 comment:
LOL! Such authenticity from a little boy!
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