Phone conversation

I was on the phone with the maintenance office for an issue with the house and added a very small ant problem to the list. She was in a loud room, I had a movie on in the background.

CSR: Is there anything else the pest control people can help you with, ma'am?
Me: Do they handle moths?
CSR: [startled] Mobs?
Me: Yes, moths.
CSR: What are mobs?
Me: Um, like butterflies but hairy.
CSR: [embarrassed, laughing] Oh, M-O-T-H-S!

See, that could have been interesting, living among the military folk. Yes, they can handle mobs and moths here.