Aaaaaaaand psych

The short version is this: it turns out that everything has been delayed by a month.

Someone accidentally wrote down the wrong date somewhere in the orders process and they just went with it. So, instead of Man's retirement date being June 20th, it's now July 21st and everything is getting rearranged accordingly.

This morning, after learning of a potential Monday move, we industriously gave away the larger items we needed to find homes for, sent notes to the school, etc. Sorry everyone! False alarm. Thank goodness we don't have to worry about those larger items anymore.

I'll keep everyone apprised as things progress. Maybe, one of these days, we'll actually move.