While I'm sitting here

While I'm sitting here feeling like beaten, limp spaghetti, an anecdote:

Pebbles: Mom, I'na kitty. Meow!

Me: Hi kitty! Are you a dog?

P: Woof!

Me: Are you a cow?

P: Moooooo.

Me: Are you... Tag?

P: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Me: Are you... CrustyCupcake?

P: [blows kisses]

Me: Are you... Mom?

P: Mmmmm, hi!

Me: Are you a monkey?

P: Who who who Hee!!

It's so funny what sound pops out of her when she thinks of different people.