Been hit with more pillows in more shapes and sizes that I've dared ever imagine.
Been invited to charity events where people freely give away millions of dollars.
Been invited to be a ninja, pirate, vampire, and wolf.
Been informed that someone has purchased me.
Been nominated as the nicest person in the world.
Been compared to millions of people based on my parenting style, favorite dates, and various levels of normalcy.
Displayed a virtual bookshelf for everyone to peruse my reading habits.
Decorated an entire house including a dorm room, using many thousands of dollars.
Arranged the decoration of a garden, graveyard, aquarium, and a solar system.
Subject to someone's use of the force on me.
Been given pills, bling, plants, christmas presents, a heart-shaped balloon, a love smack, pets of all shapes, sizes, colors, and levels of tolerability, and more invites to social activities than I ever knew I was popular enough to receive. Too bad these things happen outside of my one hour driving radius. Because there is NOTHING within an hour of this city.
Been constantly updated on every friend's status because no minutae is too minute. I can always count on my brother to have entertaining statuses. No pressure, Romeo.
"R is watching the debate and is happy that the candidates weren't able to prepare for the questions."
"R is the pretty prince of parties. Sadly, this is only true in his head.R is going to the Renfest tomorrow. He gets to hang out with crazy people and steal their souls with his digital camera.R is trying to broker a deal with the voices in his head. It is not going well.
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You've been purchased? Are you for rent?
:) lol
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