A Tagger

A: So, your birthday is coming up.
T: Yeah, that's ok.
A: What do you want for your birthday meals?
T: Macaroni and cheese.
A: Really? You can have anything you want and you want macaroni and cheese?
T: Yep, for lunch.
A: Ok, what do you want for dinner?
T: Leftovers.
A: [stunned] Really? Like what?
T: Do we have any leftover hoisin chicken?
A: No, but do you want me to make you new hoisin chicken?
T: No, what leftovers do we have?
A: Um, beans from soft taco night, maybe some rice... Are you sure you don't want pizza?
T: Oh, alright. That'd be ok.

And thus is begins. I don't know a single man who is easy to shop for and now my little stinker won't hardly give me any clues about his birthday meals.