School started on September 15th. Kindergarteners went through a two day testing period where they were vetted according to data points to see how they would shake out into equally matched classes. In other words, kids who need help are evenly mixed with kids with an easier understanding of the material. It's all very scientific and regulated and important. We live in a school district, one of the only ones in the city, which offers all day kindergarten. This gives the kids an academic boost, theoretically, and by the time they are done with this school year they will be writing five sentence paragraphs.

Yesterday, we had a parents meeting toward the end of school where we met a newly hired fourth kindergarten teacher. She was brought in because the class size was borderline and her presence makes each class in the neighborhood of  24 kids per room.

And I could not believe how chippy some of those parents were about the whole thing.

One adult present was the grandparent of a girl in the class, and his chip was that he mother attended that school some years ago and she was being taught by the same kindergarten teacher as her mother. And because the granddaughter was being moved, he was upset.

Another lady was worried about difficulties of transition for the kids who had already spent 3 weeks with one teacher. Her biggest concern is that her child would be two weeks behind all of the other kindergarten classes.

This same lady grilled the new teacher about her education, how many years she spent teaching special ed, about curriculum, about whether she had a choice in teachers for her children and did the whole thing with an attitude of barely restrained contempt and rage. And all of it was articulated in a way that had me convinced that she didn't even have enough of an education to understand the answers given to her about training or years of specialty. "Please don't take this offensively...."

I asked the teacher about new pickup locations, whether we could expect homework in the near future, and how we could best support the kids and teacher during this time of transition. And of course the chippy people now see me as some sort of suck up.

Do I care? Of course not. Why? Because I'm not the worried about whether my kid is two weeks behind in kindergarten. 

I thought I left this attitude behind me on the East Coast. I'm so glad I'm not a teacher because that crap is crap. It's kindergarten! My generation grew up with playdough and singing time. And now we want 5 year old kids to begin critical writing?

Claire thought I was too annoyed with the chippy people. I hope she stays that chill. Because now I'm all chippy over chippy people and she can see it and laugh. At least I can laugh with her.

Of mice and women

Me: Wow, that's a big spider.  [giving Man a meaningful look]

Man: Yeah, not bad. [indulging me by coming over to validate my observation]

Me: [realizing that despite that validation, Man doesn't always understand/acknowledge Hintese, the Language of Hints)

I guess I should break here to explain that Man has a longstanding regard for spiders in their practical capacity as the slayers of lesser insects (and small birds!!!!) and discourages people he lives with from squishing them.

Me: Ok, do you want to put it outside or are you going to let me squish it? Those are your choices.

Man: Fine, I'll take it outside.

He picked up the pair of pants with manly care (dare I say gingerly?) where the spider had struck the pose that got my attention.

Man just got done reading the first part of this post and now he's laughing at me, so we had to have this exchange:

Me: It was huge!

Man: Birds?

Me: Yes! Some spiders can catch birds! And some small ones can kill a grown man in 30 seconds!

Man: But not that one!

Me: It was big enough that I could see its... [gesturing with fists in an inane attempt to demonstrate the big fisty bits that protruded from its spider face]

Man: [gesturing back, imitating the "finger teeth" used in Holy Grail when describing the man eating rabbits] Look at the bones! [imitating the squawky voices from Holy Grail]

Me: You know what I mean!!

Image from the Orkin website. See?? Fisty bits!

Anyway, he picked up the pants, took them outside, and I followed to make sure things were taken care of.
I watched him shake the pants and then made him turn them inside out.

And now everything itches. If I had squashed that thing flat, its legs would have been the width of my palm.

Excuse me while I go shower and then blow up my house.

Fighting off that napping feeling

The kids are at school all day now. Freya's first day was Monday. I lined up with her to see where she would get dropped and then picked up (which makes her sound like a football, or any great tv series on Fox) and the next day she didn't even wait for a kiss before running to the playground, skinny legs and arms propelling her toward fun with furor.  

Attempting to curl hair with "self-stay" curlers turned out badly, but the pics of her with a head twice its normal size turned out pretty well.

I'm trying not to worry too much about this "last baby has gone to school and won't kiss her mother!" thing (all said with my sorry imitation of a Jewish "muh-thah" because I'm profoundly tasteless when I'm using humor to cover pain I'm embarrassed to have) but I can't help but notice that my bookend babies were both tallest in their class. Freya stands a few inches above everyone else but that doesn't seem to bother her in the least. She's growing up, spouting stunningly complex information about the game Minecraft with artifacts of toddler lisp evident when she's excited, stubbornly making all of her own food but then cuddling until my magic mommy aura cures all her pain, and picking out her own outfits and hairdos while making sure she knows that various comfort items are safely stashed on her bed.

Enjoy this random picture of a baby rabbit. My friend is a breeder and I take her sales photos. 

Claire is hate-joying middle school.

(Have you noticed this annoying trend of mashing words together to express dichotomy? If not, you're about to because I very nearly have a teenager and the only other trend I've noticed more in its annoying extremity is hashtagging everything, even verbally!! #sometimeshashtagsarehardtoreadbcofnospacesandwebabbreviations, darn you to heck, Twitter!)

Anyway, she has two classes next to each other in time but geographically polarized, so Miss Bunion has to limp all of her band stuff to her engineering class (she typed with swelling pride) so she can make it sort of on time. Schlepping gear across that middle school is no joke, between crowded hallways and a layout that looks more artistic than rational. On the other hand, she feels more grown up and has a whole lot more say in what classes she takes than ever before. All of her core classes are pre-AP (advanced placement), then there's band (clarinet), ITE (the engineering class), and debating government. She's learning a lot already, and now it's just a matter of time before I can't even understand her English homework (since not understanding her math homework happened in days long past).

Another random rabbit. He has the suggestion of eyes, but we have yet to find definitive proof that they exist. 

Bren is having a good time. He loves his teacher, who is fresh out of college and seems confidently awesome. He's having trouble transitioning from the freedoms of summer to the structure of the school year, but hey, that's life, dude.

Yesterday I rebooted the chore system and went through each child's list with them, having them do everything under direct management with a timer, to show them that each list could be done in under 10 minutes. Each kid has responsibility for a major common area of the house and one bathroom, except for the kid who does the dining room/kitchen since that's a pretty big job. They averaged about 7 mins for that one room and bathroom, and Saturday chores shouldn't take them much longer as long as they do their dailies consistently. Do they have a chance of doing anything consistently with me as their mother? Only time will tell, poor dears.

Now, the rabbit pictures are to say I'm sorry that I don't have pics of the older kids from the past couple of weeks. I'll have to correct that. In the mean time, one last rabbit picture:

I'm sitting down here in my studio....

Wait, yes, that's right. As in, "my craftiness and I are so important that we now have a studio," or "I was tired of calling it a craft room so I thought I'd call it something more swank like a studio," or "howsabout I just claim one room in this house where I can't be bothered for at least 5 minutes together because this is my place of employment so, since office sounds pretentious I may as well crank it up a notch and call it a studio."

As in studio.

This is where my clutter lives. This is where papers that need to be filed go to die. This is where I can blog but not much else because the internet is terrible down here.

Also, I'm posting things to an Etsy shop now. I've been crocheting potholders and sewing dolls and monsters for a while as a means of gifting to my girls for not as expensive as buying "real" toys, as well as a means of managing anxiety. I already take the pills so it was time to up the management to hobbies.

I was sitting there, relaxing with some crochet and enjoying some BBC crime drama when my mind started wandering and I thought "the only things that would make this better is if I could watch Bollywood while doing this (subtitles + working with hands = massive headache and bad product) AND if someone would pay me to do this...."

And then I laughed, because no one pays someone to watch TV and play with yarn.

Then a friend told me to sell my stuff. And another, and another.

I finally ran out of excuses (can't find camera! don't have enough product to open an online shop! and anything else I could think of as a mask to my real fear: no one will want it.) and today I took pictures, labeled all of the inventory bags, and I'm taking the plunge.

Please, please wish me enough luck to at least cover the capital I've put into this.

The Little London Rabbitry

I have been loving rabbits lately.

Those of you who know that I'm not a pet person will be surprised. But take a look at this:

They huddle in a pile. A pile of tiny ears and twitchy noses.

I got to take pictures and handle some of the most amazing little kits (rabbit babies) and they have stolen a bit of my heart that's been locked away ever since I had to give up my beloved Persian cat back in high school.

That redhead is my favorite

My friend, Louise, breeds these rabbits. I was a little leery at first but petting just one had me won over on tactile indulgence. But what about feeding the creature? What about the shedding? And, most significantly... what about the poop? I swore up and down that after four children I was done with poop.

According to Louise, whose Little London Rabbitry is fairly teeming with these wee kits, the mini Rex only needs about 1/2 cup of food every day, shedding is minimal when the creature isn't molting, and the poop, known as "bunny berries" (which never fails to entertain my inner 6th grader) is surprisingly easy to manage. It's also good for the garden.

Besides, how can you not at least twitch a smile for something so fierce as this:

He looks like he's stalking, but he's really just
a bit unsteady on his feet.
You can see his eye barely starting to open for the first time.

She's added some serious puffballs to her menagerie as well. This one is a Jersey Wooly:

This grey female is young enough that she's just a haystack:

I hear they have eyes, but all I could see was a twinkle.
Also, where are her feet?

And this one looks like a proper gentleman, monocle, mustache, and all:

Like a sir. I just want to put him in a little top hat.

Handling, grooming, and photographing them has been so fun. The Rex's, with the short hair, are bright, curious little guys who were far more interested in exploring the garage than in their photo ops. The babies are little jumping beans that simply won't hold still for anything. But there's something oddly soothing about holding a baby in the palm of your hand, no matter how wiggly:

And their fur makes me melt.  Fleece pajama pants have nothing on how velvety soft these guys are.

Also, she has guinea pigs. I still don't care for those ones much. But I make sure to bring a withered carrot with me to toss in their cage when I visit.

The thing I hate most about depression

There are a lot of things I hate about depression. Some of them sound more or less profound based on individual ideology. Here's a short list:

1. Lack of hope in the future. What's the point of exercise if it just doesn't seem to "work"?
2. Lack of appetite. I need to cook but nothing sounds good, even the stuff I normally go crazy over. You know something's wrong when even the thought of a Chipotle burrito with guac doesn't do anything for you.
3. Fatigue. I get my 8 hours and I still feel wiped out even with corrected apnea.
4. Everything takes tons of effort. Getting out of that seat happens but it's so HARD.

And I could go on. But here's the one I hate the most:

Stifled creativity. I love to make stories and sew little dolls and do a huge bunch of other things but when I'm depressed that creative energy seems to be forever out of my reach.

Tonight, I tapped into some of that creativity when it came to making dinner. I have been less than inspired for the past several months and haven't come up with anything new in a long time. However, it's about time to go grocery shopping so I decided to make pasta and throw whatever was in the fridge into the pot and hope for the best. Even Bren said he didn't hate it. Score.

Pasta... stuff

Cooked spaghetti (make sure to salt the water)
Chopped artichoke hearts (just had a handful left in a Sam's sized jar)
Chopped fresh spinach (big double handful -- a lot goes a little way)
Pesto (to taste)
Left over cooked chicken, chopped
Cherry tomatoes, sliced
basil
black pepper, ground
salt to taste

If it's dry, add a splash of milk or chicken broth and mix. It shouldn't be runny at all but the moisture helps if you end up salting it much. I topped mine with a bit of parm and chopped black olives, but I wish I had green olives or capers on hand. That would have been a nice pop of flavor.