What can one 2 year old do in a day?

1. Flattening half a loaf of bread.

2. Opening a box of cake mix, dumping half of it into a bowl, and preparing to eat it with a spoon.


3. That's a full dozen eggs. Well, the other two are on the ground.


4. A whole bottle of sugar sprinkles and a box and a half of candles.

5.Fingerprints, holes in the cake.

6. All of her clothes are all over the floor.


7. And this doesn't include the yogurt on the back window.

All. In. One. Day.

I'm so glad that not every day is like this one.

Pebbles

Walking through Sam's Club last week, Pebbles was fascinated by the sky lights.

Pebbles: Whassat, mom?

Me: A sky light. You can see the sky through them.

Pebbles: Ooooo, pwiddy.


She was laying in the cart, staring at the ceiling, occasionally ooooo-ing and aaaaaaa-ing. Then she giggled.

Pebbles: Don' fall down, Jesus! [pause] I'm just kidding!

Me: [looking up] What? Is Jesus up there?

Pebbles: Yesth! Don' fall down, Jesus! Just kidding!

I kind of wondered if that was blasphemy, and then I just thought it was cool that she was kind of playing peek-a-boo with Jesus. I bet He'd think that was fun.